oh, hai! i forgot about you, diary. don’t mind me… i’m just an asshole who forgets to let you know what i’ve been up to!

let’s see… it’s been about a month since my last update. i’m settling back into the swing of things of SLC, work is still weird but i’m going to change that. soon.

got my chest piece started the first week of june. not a good idea to get tattoo’d right before gay pride weekend… live and learn, right? it’s so amazing, i can’t wait ’til it’s finished!

ow. bewbz.

speaking of pride… here’s some pix from the weekend! let’s start with thursday…

i love these broads!

my new obsession:
old man sock holders.

friday was spent getting tattoo’d, some shopping, sushi, and a movie. quite the sensible day off! loved it.

saturday was busy… i had a lot of running around to do, lots of BBQ’s and such. and my neice graduated from high school. how weird, right? that’s what happens when you’re the youngest sibling in a big mormon family! heh anywhoo…

went to shauntay’s to get ready for the gay bar. step’d it out proper. too bad one of the photographers that night was a little bit trigger-happy… she kept trying to get those ‘natural / candid’ type shots while everybody was get’n into their catalog model poses. here’s a tip: wait til’ it’s pretty and FLASH. kthx.

hah dorky!

shrinkle cinchers!

oh, jeffree was there.

i was up til like 5am drinking. oops! that’s why i don’t like using REDBULL as a mixer. crack, i tell ya. so… i missed out on the gay pride parade jazz. it was raining + i don’t do rain.

woke up around noon, went to gomez’zzz salon party and drank mimosas, and walked down to the festivities. i took my megaphone… BAD IDEA! me + booze + megaphone = ANNOYING but, it was fun.

I WILL NOT BE DENIED!

shauntay had her birthday last week. i put in a ton of weave before we hit the club… got hella drunk, ate nachos @ 2am, watched movies the next day. ate a burger, and loved being super lazy with my favorite loca.

i jack’d the balloons.

stole these from shrinkle cuz i’m cool like that!

these were from february when josh (pertilude) came to SF. check his website for some amazing makeup tutorials!! the fishnet trick is my favorite.

may need to update this layout so pix can fit? whaddya think?

today was one of my BFF’s birthdays… she wanted me to keep it a secret. oops!

but, i can’t keep it a secret ‘cuz she’s got the same birthday as Hitler! how AWESOME is that?!

i love Amy because: she’s extremely compassionate, super creative, and quite an unusual character!

i’m glad we met on eBay god knows how many years ago (seriously, i lost count) and i am happy to have you as a friend (even if you guilt-trip me about moving away from you) ha!

p.s. she’s got some AMAZING things in the works that i’m not at liberty to discuss… but, i highly suggest… in your best interest… you check shrinkle.com.

i love you!